Enjoy Hot Jokes

Hey,
Leave your all the tension & enjoy the Hot & double senced jokes :

• DON'T LOOK AT NAKED LADY
  Boy 1: Why do you run from a naked lady?
  Boy 2: Becos my mum said that if I look at a naked
  lady, I'll turn into stone. A part of me is getting hard
  already!

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• NAMES OF WIVES
  A malay man had 4 wives, and he called his...
  4th wife..... baby doll
  3rd wife.....china doll
  2nd wife.....barbie doll
  1st wife..... panadol !

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• HOW INDIA GOT ITS NAME
  This is how India got its name.....
  The king was having sex with his mistress while
  thinking a name of his
  country and his mistress ask him "is it In Dear?"...

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• RESEARCH FINDING
  Research shows men are fatter than women because
  every-night men get fresh milk & 2 papayas
  women only get 1 banana, 2 peanuts & 1 tea-spoon of starch!

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• ARAB MAN
  An arab was being interviewed at a US checkpoint.
  'Your name pls.'?
  "Abdul Aziz "
  "Sex? "
  "Six times a week!! "
  "No, no, I mean male or female! "
  "Doesn't matters, sometimes even camel !"

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• SERVICE
  Sex is like a restaurant.
  Sometimes you get full satisfactory service, and
  sometimes you have to be
  satisfied with self-service"

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• HAPPY MAN
  What makes a happy man?
  Daughter on the cover of cosmo.
  Son on the cover of sports illustrated.
  Mistress on the cover of playboy
  and .. Wife on the cover of "missing
  persons"

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• SWIMSUIT
  Why was the 2-piece swimsuit invented?
  To separate the HAIRY section from the DAIRY
  section.

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• GOOD AMBITION
  Teacher: What do you want to become?
  Little Johnny: Doctor !!
  Teacher: Why?
  Little Johnny: Coz its the only profession where u can tell a
  woman to take
  off her clothes and ask her husband to pay for it.

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• DENTIST
  Woman complaining to dentist: "It's so painful, I'll rather
  have a baby
  than have a tooth removed."
  Dentist: "Make up your mind soon, I'll adjust the chair
  accordingly."

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• VIRGIN
  Old lady, 85, a virgin, about to die. wanted her
  tombstone to read :
  BORN A VIRGIN, LIVED A VIRGIN, DIED A VIRGIN.
  The engraver shortened it to: " RETURNED UNOPENED "

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• OLD MAN AND YOUNG GIRL
  75 yr old man got married to a 15 yr girl.
  On their first night both were crying - why???
  Coz she didn't know anything, and he had forgotten
  everything.